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A violation of the Blue Balls Protocol

April 16, 2009

“MADISON, Wis. – A nurse was called out of surgery so a manager could tell her she was being laid off. Dean Health said the surgery was minor and the patient wasn’t affected, but the manager who summoned the nurse from surgery violated medical protocol.”

As anyone who goes by “Mr. Lipshitz” knows, a name is very important.

It’s all in the details.

If you make a nurse stop working in the middle of a procedure it’s called a violation of medical protocol.

If you make a Porn Star stop working in the middle of a procedure it’s called blue balls.

Lipshitz: http://www.houseofnames.com/nameresults.asp?item=JPG-1001-300&sId=&surname=Lipshitz&origin=GR

http://www.startribune.com/nation/43051017.html?elr=KArks:DCiUMEaPc:UiacyKUnciaec8O7EyUr

A Limerick

April 15, 2009

The drive to work started off fine

Till I flew right through the Stop Sign

At this she was blue

And growled “Screw You!!”

I sped off replying “Kiss Mine!”