Posted tagged ‘Poem’

Limerick #2

April 17, 2009

Everyone envied Bob Sabre

Till his Missus went into Labor

You could tell by his frown

that she had slept around

Junior looked just like the Neighbor

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A Limerick

April 15, 2009

The drive to work started off fine

Till I flew right through the Stop Sign

At this she was blue

And growled “Screw You!!”

I sped off replying “Kiss Mine!”